let it be known

[kenobi]

I'm a complete goober.

Carry on.

edit: apparently, jetpack_monkey has found my hidden stash of crack. LOL

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[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Knowing the occult secrets that I know.

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Which often puts me at a distance to my friends and family.

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Makes me downright angry sometimes.

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But that could cause the apocalypse and we don't want that.

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Apocalypses are very stressful.

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I'd have to go back in time and prevent myself from destroying the world.

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But then I'd have a great story to tell girls.

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And people could dissect it for themes and stuff.

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I'd feel pretty smart then.

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Which would make me very happy.

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Possibly a bit... well, you know.

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We'd have a few laughs about it.

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While playing full contact competitive sports.

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Might lead to some awkward feelings coming up.

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Maybe not THAT awkward.

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But then it might be very confusing.

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I would like to!

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But nobody's told me I'm awesome.

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Which would be kind of funny really.

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