(d) five things that never happened to that character
1. Pilot has never gone to prom. Not that he minds it really, after hearing Crichton prattle on about prom. He wondered what type of human torture device prom is, and why someone would want to wear a tacky crown.
2. Pilot never read the Twilight series, and from what he could tell this made him a better person. Alien... Thing.
3. Pilot never sang Amy Winehouse at karaoke. Not that he wouldn't try.
4. Pilot never called a female his "shorty" he didn't quite understand the terminology
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Date: 2008-12-26 04:15 am (UTC)1. Pilot has never gone to prom. Not that he minds it really, after hearing Crichton prattle on about prom. He wondered what type of human torture device prom is, and why someone would want to wear a tacky crown.
2. Pilot never read the Twilight series, and from what he could tell this made him a better person. Alien... Thing.
3. Pilot never sang Amy Winehouse at karaoke. Not that he wouldn't try.
4. Pilot never called a female his "shorty" he didn't quite understand the terminology
5. Pilot never danced the cotton eyed joe.