let it be known

[kenobi]

I'm a complete goober.

Carry on.

edit: apparently, jetpack_monkey has found my hidden stash of crack. LOL

Comments

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

NO!

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

It's clearly all filthy lies.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

By some sort of sex-crazed maniac.

[kenobi.livejournal.com]

I had a mandy "special" moment...

at least my office mates thought it was cute. Its up there with "when did dick chenney shoot someone in the face" and Tracy runs in from the other room and almost falls over. Okay, well she didn't but her face said she might of.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

(continued from previous insane chain of comments)

But I'd maintain my cool exterior.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Knowing the occult secrets that I know.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Which often puts me at a distance to my friends and family.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Maybe I could use my comment-spamming to fight the forces of evil.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I could annoy the criminals until they knocked themselves out.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I'd feel pretty good about myself then.

[kajivar]

o.O

Does he detect crack like you detect porn?

[kenobi.livejournal.com]

Yeah, something like that. =p

your icon made me spit my soda on my screen.

Bad Nicole, go to my room. *waggle*

[kajivar]

That was an actual quote from this past weekend. :D

Reporting as ordered, ma'am!

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I promise no bread products with the tea.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Maybe rye bread.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't nod off on me!

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I wasn't checking you out!

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I'm just very distracted today.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Um, er.


Awkward.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we can re-bond over that infant munching I mentioned earlier.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

It would be awesome!

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

And the parents would be all sad because we consumed their spawn before they could teach life lessons and soccer.

[redefining-self.livejournal.com]

After you, jetpack_monkey is my hero.

[kenobi.livejournal.com]

he is cool beans. You should see what I do to his journal. LOL