kenobi | let it be known

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I'm a complete goober.

Carry on.

edit: apparently,

jetpack_monkey has found my hidden stash of crack. LOL

Which often puts me at a distance to my friends and family.

Makes me downright angry sometimes.

But that could cause the apocalypse and we don't want that.

Apocalypses are very stressful.

I'd have to go back in time and prevent myself from destroying the world.

But then I'd have a great story to tell girls.

And people could dissect it for themes and stuff.

I'd feel pretty smart then.

Which would make me very happy.

Possibly a bit... well, you know.

We'd have a few laughs about it.

While playing full contact competitive sports.

Might lead to some awkward feelings coming up.

Maybe not THAT awkward.

But then it might be very confusing.

I would like to!

But nobody's told me I'm awesome.

Which would be kind of funny really.

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